Emily: Teacher, what is “helicopter blade”?
*I draw a pretty terrible picture on the board of a helicopter and point to the blades*
Emily: Teacher why?
Me: Why what?
Emily: Why so ugly?
*10 minutes later*
Emily: Teacher, what is…”helicopter blade”?
Me: I already told you! Remember my drawing?
Emily: Ahhh! I remember!
Me: Emily, you are killing me. KILLING me.
Hanna: Why talk?
Me: What?
Hanna: If you are dead, why talking?
Why indeed.
