Me: Allen, why are you late?
Allen: Ah, Teacher…ah…So, at 3:14, I want to leave my house. But, I must big poop. So, at 3:15, I must ride bike. But because of big poop, I am late riding my bike.
Me: …You could have just said you were riding your bike.
Allen: Ah, yes, Teacher, I was riding bike.
*facepalm*
