Female Student: Teacher, what does “Can I get your number?” mean?
Me: Oh, well usually you ask that when you’re asking someone out on a date.
Female Student: *blank stare*
Me: Well, I would ask a girl I like for her phone number so I could call her. You know, “Hi, can I get your phone number?”
Female Student: One more time?
Me: You would say “Can I get your phone number?”
Female Student: Sorry?
Me: “CAN—I—GET—YOUR—PHONE—NUM—BER?”
*Entire class falls silent*
Me: Oh, what—No, no nononononononononono! She was asking me—
Students: WHAAAAT?? TEACHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? SHE’S ONLY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL EEWWWWWWW!!!
*goddamn kids are too goddamn smart for their own good*
